Monday, October 30, 2006

Weds Night 11/1 All Hallows Night


Communion of saints





COMMUNITY PSALM OF NARRATIVE PRAISE

"...when God broke silence and came to the aid of the people...then this deed awakened the jubilation of the liberated..."

ln the same way that lament was limited by the post-exilic emphasis on penitence, so too praise grew faintin the postexilic experience of an absence of deliverance.The remembrance of divine deliverance is best re-experienced in the Exodus text we have heard already . Miriam's dance and song in Ex 15:1 :

Sing to the Lord , who has triumphed gloriously / Horse and rider has been thrown into the sea.

Westerhoff urges us to observe the Psalm of Praise in its simplest form: 1) a summons to praise
2) an account of God's saving deed.

The CommunityPsalm of Praise is expanded in Ps 124:

Psalm 124
1If it had not been the Lord who was on our side—let Israel now say—
2if it had not been the Lord who was on our side, when our enemies attacked us,
3then they would have swallowed us up alive, when their anger was kindled against us;
4then the flood would have swept us away, the torrent would have gone over us;
5then over us would have gone the raging waters.
6Blessed be the Lord, who has not given us as prey to their teeth.
7We have escaped like a bird from the snare of the fowlers; the snare is broken, and we have escaped.
8Our help is in the name of the Lord, who made heaven and earth.
The New Revised Standard Version, copyright 1989 by the Division of Christian Education of the National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved.






Psalm 124
1If it had not been the Lord who was on our side—let Israel now say—
see Ps 94:17

Note plural references as indicative of a national or communal thanksgiving song


2if it had not been the Lord who was on our side, when our enemies attacked us,
3then they would have swallowed us up alive, when their anger was kindled against us;

see Prov 1:10-12-sinners swallowing the innocent alive like sheol cf Num 16:30-33


4then the flood would have swept us away, the torrent would have gone over us;
5then over us would have gone the raging waters.

Chaotic waters engulfing the believer also in Jonah 2:4 and Ps 69:2-3;15-16

Note the structure: 1-5 : the situation of past danger

6Blessed be the Lord, who has not given us as prey to their teeth.

Note the mood change . Prey to their teeth is common animal imagery as in Amos 3-4; Job 4:10-11; Ps 104:21
7We have escaped like a bird from the snare of the fowlers; the snare is broken, and we have escaped.

Salvation from earthbound predators gives way to rescue that allows flight to the heavens
8Our help is in the name of the Lord, who made heaven and earth.

Note inverted order: vs 6- escape on land ; vs 7- escape to the sky; vs 8 maker of heaven and then earth

6-8: Thanksgiving for deliverance


The New Revised Standard Version, copyright 1989 by the Division of Christian Education of the National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved.

A little known psalm ,Westerhoff believes, provides us with a retrospective into " the hour into which lsrael looked back upon a rescue from very grave trouble and summed up this experience in language of relieved praise". Our critic invites us to realize that this experience of "dodging the bullet" is understandable to people of all ages. Praise celebrates the present human experience of rescue; lament remembers the deliverances of the past in order to generate hope for the present time of trouble.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

weds night ...10/25

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

weds night ...10/25
Psalm 80:Vs. 1-3 : Find the introductory petition and the address to which it is attached......Note the invocation of the deity-not unlike the epic poet's invocation of the Muse- is the call to the Most High who is remembered (praise is to never forget) as the source of the great good fortune of the past. If you have no remembrance of having been blessed, is it possible that your lament will never be as deep and your praise will never be as high?Find the verbs that illustrate the action of faithful petition for the Yahwistic believer...Do you find here a truly personal God....Vs. 4-7: Here find the complaint... Is the complaint rooted in the life of the believer or in the believer's relationship with the divine...Note the use of the address ...Thou...Thou...Thou...: "The accusation of God is the nerve center of all the lamentations in the Psalms". Suffering is not thought to come from some ungodly irritant but instead "in God alone".Suggest the significance of the "bread of tears" and " the cup of tears"...See Lamentations 3:15-16Vs 6 provides the 3rd element of the lament:Find mention of the enemy and its mockery of the plaintiff...Vs 7 marks the refrain ,labeled by Watson in Classical Hebrew Poetry as " a variant refrain"(295): see vs 3,7,19. Westermann notes that this refrain is not a mechanical chorus at the end of each stanza but instead a meaningful rejoinder to fit the sense of the particular petitions to which it is connected.Vs. 8-11: "...Past personal experiences of God's goodness and faithfulness" are the foundation of faith to which the complaintant grasps tightly(emunah-Hebrew word for faith).Find the vinedresser imagery. Why is it a particularly efffective representation of the God of Israel's saving actions?Why does Westermann think this image is more effective as "history" than as lyrical symbol?Can you find the "the historical creed...the basic confession of faith of the people of israel" in these verses?How does vs 11 bring us back to the complaint?Vs. 12-13: Find the question of vs 4 and compare it to vs 12...Interpret the accusation against the vinedresser as planter and now destroyer...How does vs 13 re-introduce the enemy and to what effect?Compare the sequences of 12-13 and then 14 ; and 4-6 and then 7...Vs. 14-15: From whence shall salvation come?Vs. 16-17: In the battle between enemy and lamenter , where does the Psalmist place emphasis?Vs.18-19 : do you agree with Westermann that this vow is the true pledge of allegiance free of " a bargain promising ...a recompense for ...deliverance" (34).

Monday, October 23, 2006

anyone going to DC?

This is from http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/20/AR2006102001756_pf.html.

A Testament To Change: Early Scraps Of the Bible
Rare Fragments Show Evolution of Scripture

By Alan Cooperman
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, October 21, 2006; C01

If 40 percent of Americans refuse to believe that humans evolved from earlier hominids, how many will accept that the book we know as the Bible evolved from earlier texts and was not handed down, in toto, by God in its present form?

The fossil evidence for human evolution is permanently on display at the American Museum of Natural History. Hard evidence that the Bible took its present shape over centuries will be on display for the next 11 weeks, from today through Jan. 7, across the Mall at the Smithsonian's Arthur M. Sackler Gallery.

They are rarer than dinosaur bones, these fragments of papyrus and animal skin that tell the Bible's story. With names such as Codex Sinaiticus, the Macregol Gospels and the Valenciennes Apocalypse, they evoke lost empires and ancient monasteries as surely as archaeopteryx and ceratosaurus conjure up primeval swamps and forests.

The Sackler's exhibition, "In the Beginning: Bibles Before the Year 1000," is one of the broadest assemblages of this material ever brought together in one place. "It has not happened before, and we will not see its like again in our lives," said guest curator Michelle P. Brown, professor of medieval manuscript studies at the University of London.

These are documents with the proven power to shake faith. That's what happened to Bart D. Ehrman, author of the 2005 bestseller "Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why."

Ehrman was a born-again Christian from Kansas when he entered Chicago's Moody Bible Institute at age 18. After three decades of comparing ancient manuscripts in their original languages to try to determine the earliest, most authentic text of the New Testament, he is now an agnostic.

"I thought God had inspired the words inerrantly. But when I examined the historical texts, I realized the words had not been preserved inerrantly, and it would have been no greater miracle to preserve them than to inspire them in the first place," said Ehrman, now chairman of religious studies at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

But if these fading papyrus leaves and purple parchments inscribed with silver ink can shake faith, that does not mean they must .

Brown, who pulled the Sackler's exhibition together in association with Oxford University's Bodleian Library, sits on the governing board of St. Paul's Cathedral in London. "That's a pretty good tip-off," she said, that she is a member in good standing of the Church of England.

"There's nothing here that's going to shape or challenge people's beliefs, except on one point," she said. "It will challenge the belief that the Bible originated in the form we have today, rather than being the result of the very complex process of a lot of people of faith using scriptures to help them live God-focused lives."

Her eyes flashing, pink cheeks turning pinker, Brown warmed to her point.

"If people come looking to find something new about Jesus, they won't find it in this exhibit. That's not what it's saying. But it is saying that we didn't start out with this," she said, producing a red Gideon's Bible from her Washington hotel room and giving it a resounding thwack with the palm of her hand.

The modern text, but in an old-fashioned presentation, is the focus of another Washington exhibition, "Illuminating the Word: The Saint John's Bible," now at the Library of Congress. It showcases a handwritten, illuminated Bible commissioned by a Benedictine monastery using paints from hand-ground lapis lazuli, malachite, silver and gold.

The Sackler exhibition opens with a shamelessly romantic bow to the Indiana Jones-style adventurers and collectors who unearthed some of the most ancient texts -- or bought them in what Brown calls "dodgy, backstreet deals" -- mostly in Egypt between about 1850 and 1930.

A wooden chest holds a jumbled, crumbled heap of illegible parchment and paper, part of the actual trove that the Talmudic scholar Solomon Schechter brought to Cambridge University from the genizah, or storeroom for damaged sacred texts, of Cairo's Ben Ezra Synagogue in 1897. A life-size photographic wall mural shows Schechter in his Cambridge study, holding his head as he contemplates the immense jigsaw puzzle laid out before him on wooden worktables.

From there, the exhibition turns somber, literally and figuratively. The lights dim to protect the manuscripts. Some of the most famous -- such as a deteriorating fragment of the Book of Isaiah from the Dead Sea Scrolls found in a cave in 1947 -- are, in this context, surprisingly unimpressive. It's the progression that counts here, the gradually changing form and content and concept of the Bible, and it really picks up when Hebrew scrolls give way to early Christian writings in Greek.

From papyrus documents purchased in Egypt in the 1920s by American mining magnate Chester Beatty, there is the earliest known copy, dating from about 200, of St. Paul's letter to the Romans, which many scholars think was the first of the New Testament scriptures to be written. There are older fragments of New Testament writings in existence. But this is "the earliest of the first," in the words of Charles Horton, curator of the Beatty collection housed at Dublin Castle, Ireland.

The first three or four centuries of the Common Era are what, borrowing from the language of fossils, might be called the "Bibliocene" period, the time when Christian communities were writing and exchanging letters and gospels, or accounts of the "good news" about Jesus.

Pointing to what she called "cheap, scrappy little bits," Brown explained that "Biblia" were pamphlets or booklets, a few leaves bound together, and that the early Christians liked them because they were easily hidden and allowed quick comparisons between texts. Richer folks preferred scrolls and sneered at books; the Sackler exhibition contends that the book format developed alongside Christianity and achieved social acceptance in the Roman Empire at the same time that Christians did, in the 4th century.

When Christianity became the state religion, Brown argues as she walks on, there was a natural impulse to codify it. Among the writings that ultimately were not accepted into the Christian canon, the Sackler shows a 2nd-century fragment of the Unknown Gospel, which includes the story of an attempt to stone Jesus, and a 3rd-century papyrus known as the Sayings of Jesus, including this one: "Jesus says: A prophet is not acceptable in his own country, nor does a physician work cures on those who know him."

As Christians were establishing what was in and what was out, they began compiling the New Testament in a book, or codex. In the physical and ideological heart of the exhibition are two stained parchment pages of meticulous Greek script from one of the most celebrated: Codex Sinaiticus, discovered in 1859 at St. Catherine's Monastery in the Sinai Desert.

Ever since it came to light, Sinaiticus has been a pivotal document -- and a theological challenge -- for scholars like Ehrman. Together with a few other documents, it forms the basis for the most authoritative modern versions of the Old Testament in the original Greek.

Ehrman noted that its version of the Gospel of John is missing the story of the woman taken in adultery, the famous parable in which Jesus says to those who would kill the woman, "Let the one among you who is without sin cast the first stone." He and many other textual scholars believe the adultery story was not introduced into John until the Middle Ages.

The second half of the exhibition moves from relatively plain writings to the elaborate, illuminated manuscripts produced to wow potential converts, glorify God and boast of wealth and learning. In rich green, yellow and red tones, the 9th-century Macregol Gospel from Ireland used intricate calligraphy at a time when some Christians viewed figurative drawings as idolatry. The gorgeous Stockholm Codex Aureus is purple-dyed parchment inscribed in silver and gold ink. (Brown said scholars once assumed the purple color came from whelks, but recent tests on other manuscripts have indicated it might come from vegetable dyes -- or even stale urine.)

For pure symbolism, however, it would be hard to top the Latin translation of both the Old and New Testaments commissioned by the Abbott Ceolfrith when he retired from the monastery of Wearmouth-Jarrow in northern England in 716. The Sackler has just a few leaves of one of these volumes. As a gift for the pope, Ceolfrith called for a huge, lavishly illuminated version, which took three people to lift. The message it was meant to send, according to Brown, was that "the farthest outpost of the empire is where it's at now; we can outdo Rome in craftsmanship, we can outdo Rome in scholarship."

That message, apparently, was received. Sometime in the 9th or 10th centuries, Ceolfrith's name was scratched out of the Bible sent to the pope. It was replaced with the name of an Italian saint, and the codex was assumed to be Italian until the 1880s.

© 2006 The Washington Post Company

See also: http://www.asia.si.edu/exhibitions/current/IntheBeginning.htm for the exhibition website.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

YOURBIBLESTUDY12 READS AND SEES THE SCROLLS????


Liz , our personal bible study travel agent sends an idea for spring study and summer travel... We can dream , can't we?!

http://www.sdnhm.org/scrolls/

Monday, October 16, 2006

5th night ;10/18

The sadness and joy of real people constituted the tonalities of Israelite and Jewish worship.Like the hugs at wakes and the embrazos of friends at weddings -the Psalms are the love songs of a deeply bonded community. Imagine a people with an idea of God so great and all-encompassing that" all great gifts around us come from heaven above "( Godspell) and the tragic shortfalls are those moments of puzzlement that call forth from the faithful hearts of a believing community - a Why? a Where? a How long? Westermann from his existentialist perspective (finally a chance to use this adjective correctly) sees in the Psalms: " The individual's joys and sorrows between birth and death,...toil and celebration,...sickness and recovery...anxiety and trust,temptations to despair and comforts received."(p 24).


This sadness and joy, this basic rhythm, marks the genre delineation of the Psalms: " Praise is joy spoken to God; lament is sorrow poured out to God". Like all human life, the emotional life is lived out alone and in our relationships with others. thus, Westermann would have us look at these faith-songs as the ballads of individuals and the choral songs of a community. In the genre of praise , we find celebrations of specific acts of rescue[ ps 124 and 129] and psalms that " praise God in the fullness of ...(god's ) existence and activity"[ ps 8,103].

The Community Psalms of Lament: Psalm 80

Westermann notes: " No worship observance in Ancient Israel is as well known...as is the special rite of lamentation...a fast(som)". The community would be gathered by a summons( Ez 21:12) and acts of purification- abstinence, mourning garments,ashes,weeping were as much a part of the observance as the community psalms of lament. Not a regular part of liturgical life, instead they represent the spontaneous prayerful response to crises: drought , plague,attack or defeat. Our Psalter shows many fewer lamentations than the Jewish Scriptures note . Westermann believes this is a result of the post-exilic editing of the Hymn book which emphasized repentance over and against lamentation. This is the theological debate between the Deuteronomist theology and the Wisdom theology found in the Book of Job. Lamentation , some would say , can stand before God in faithful complaint while repentance can only neurotically internalize blame for life's troubles. The author of Job understood that true faith possesses the nerve to confront undeserved suffering with a faithful affirmation that declares: This cannot be what a Good God would want!

Ps 80

We will follow the commentary in Westermann pgs 31-34

The structure of the community lament:

1) The call to God

2)The Complaint

3) The Review of God's Acts

4)The Petition

5) The Divine Response

6)The Vow to Praise

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Imagine Forgiveness

This is taken from the God's Politics blog:

Diana Butler Bass: 'What if the Amish were in charge of the war on terror?'

I confess: Over the last 10 days, I did not pay much attention to the Amish school shooting. As the mother of an 8-year old girl, I find school violence stories too painful to follow.

Despite attempts to avoid this particular news, the stories of the Amish practice of forgiveness eventually captivated me. Their practice of forgiveness unfolded in four public acts over the course of a week. First, some elders visited Marie Roberts, the wife of the murderer, to offer forgiveness. Then, the families of the slain girls invited the widow to their own children’s funerals. Next, they requested that all relief monies intended for Amish families be shared with Roberts and her children. And, finally, in an astonishing act of reconciliation, more than 30 members of the Amish community attended the funeral of the killer.

As my husband and I talked about the spiritual power of these actions, I commented in an offhanded way, “It is an amazing witness to the peace tradition.” He looked at me and said passionately, “Witness? I don’t think so. This went well past witnessing. They weren’t witnessing to anything. They were actively making peace.”

He was right. Their actions not only witness that the Christian God is a God of forgiveness, but they actively created the conditions in which forgiveness could happen. In the most straightforward way, they embarked on imitating Christ: “Father, forgive them; they know not what they do.” In acting as Christ, they did not speculate on forgiveness. They forgave. And forgiveness is, as Christianity teaches, the prerequisite to peace. We forgive because God forgave us; in forgiving, we participate in God’s dream of reconciliation and shalom.

Then an odd thought occurred to me: What if the Amish were in charge of the war on terror? What if, on the evening of Sept. 12, 2001, we had gone to Osama bin Laden’s house (metaphorically, of course, since we didn’t know where he lived!) and offered him forgiveness? What if we had invited the families of the hijackers to the funerals of the victims of 9/11? What if a portion of The September 11th Fund had been dedicated to relieving poverty in a Muslim country? What if we dignified the burial of their dead by our respectful grief?

What if, instead of seeking vengeance, we had stood together in human pain, looking honestly at the shared sin and sadness we suffered? What if we had tried to make peace?

So, here’s my modest proposal. We’re five years too late for an Amish response to 9/11. But maybe we should ask them to take over the Department of Homeland Security. After all, actively practicing forgiveness and making peace are the only real alternatives to perpetual fear and a multi-generational global religious war.

I can’t imagine any other path to true security. And nobody else can figure out what to do to end this insane war. Why not try the Christian practice of forgiveness? If it worked in Lancaster, maybe it will work in Baghdad, too.

Diana Butler Bass is an independent scholar and author. Her latest book, Christianity for the Rest of Us: How the Neighborhood Church is Transforming the Faith, is published by Harper San Francisco.

posted by God's Politics @ 9:41 AM

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

10/11 pt ii

When time and place become sanctified settings : " All of life (becomes) permeated with worship" ( Westerhoff,15.)
Present collection of Psalms appears random. We seem to have artificial , formal divisions: Five books ,each ending with a doxology: 1-41;42-72;73-89;90-106;107-150. Perhaps this structure is meant to echo the 5 books of the Torah.

Smaller collections can still be distinguished:

3-41 davidic , individual ; 42-83 Elohistic Psalter; 84-90 appendix to EP( 42-89 seem to be taken from cantors' guilds as mentioned in Chronicles see ch 6[ Asaph 73-83, The Korah eight 42-49 ; David 51-71; individual laments on enemies theme 51-59.

Book 3( 73-89) - community psalms predominate and guild attributions. Majority are communal laments

Books 4 + 5 - enthronement psalms93,95-99; 100 as conclusion 103-107 as praise
Alleluia psalms111-118,135-136
Pilgrimmage psalms 120-134
Folk Song-137

Some of the psalmic superscriptions( which originate from the collectors and not the composers )are mysteries to us: miktam,16,56-60 was translated by Luther as a golden jewel; shiggaion as innocence in Ps 7.

We find unexplainable musical notations like lamnasseah and selah which may indicate a sung choral responseas in 136:1.

In Psalms and Proverbs we find all three types of poetic parallelism:
1) synonymous 103:1
2)synthetic 103:2
3) antithetic Prv 21:26

Ps 93 contains a particularly powerful example of repetition in vs3.

We will listen to the Hebrew text to see hear the rhythm in some of these songs.
Westerhoff notes that hebrew poetry patterns itself after natural speech and thus avoids artificial structure. He reminds us that the sentence not the word is the basic unit of speech and therefore rhyme is not an individual word pattern but instead a sentence meaning pattern. That is what parallelism is really all about.

Spiritual Progressives Talk on Thursday, Oct 12

Spiritual Transformation of America - Michael Lerner, author of "Spirit Matters" and "The Left Hand of God: Taking the Country Back from the Religious Right", founder of the Tikkun Community and co-founder of the Network of Spiritual Progressives will speak to the community on the Spiritual Covenant with America, a new political platform, with a question and answer period after. If time avails, there may be a reception for NSP members. Parking is limited, carpooling would be appreciated by the hosts and by the Earth. See http://www.spiritualprogressives.org for more information on NSP. 7 - 9:30 pm on Thursday, October 12, First United Methodist Church, 915 E 4th St @ Park, Tucson. Free, donations accepted. (Vince Pawlowski, nsp(at)ultrasw(dot)com)

Monday, October 09, 2006

10/11 fourth night

Westermann would have us listen to the song of rescue from Exodus 15, a victory song from Judges 5; a celebratory hymn to unexpected new life in 1 Sam 2; a royal exultation in 2 Sam 22. Why? He instructs: " Israel's earliest writingabout its history grew out of its declaration of praise for God's acts of deliverance". The articulation of praise can be an individual or a communal prayer but praise is not the only motif in the symphony the human heart raises to the heavens. Hearts pour out laments as well! Lost people, ignored leaders and an exiled nation utter songs of complaint and hymns of desolation: " Praise and lament are the two basic melodies which , like echoes, accompany god's actions on this long path of history".

Israel's prayer life dared to establish a much greater range in its faith -voice. Today we utter praise and thanks and forgiveness and petition-not a bad vocabulary for prayer. but Israel's lamentation showed a faith communication that dared to complain, confront and downright catterwall against the divine! This audacious voice lifted up to God combined prayer , poetry and the musicality of song: "an immediacy of speaking directly to God which connects reality in all its breadth , depth and harshness with the God who is the Lord of both the righteous and the wicked..." .

Westermann reminds us that worship is a response not a direct experience of the religious life. The religious experience happens not first in the Temple but in " the harvest fields..the battlefields, in the wilderness or in the homes, on sickbeds or in the streets" . This life experience with the divine could be articulated in a special holy place or that holy place could by extension transfer to all places the identity of a house of prayer. Time , too, had its sacred festival moments but it also found a way to reach out across the hours and days to consecrate all days as days for the holy. thus , place and time became consecrated. This is not unlike other tribal religious experiences. there is a tale told of an encounter between a native Shaman and a Christian minister. The minister was stressing the importance of keeping holy the Sabbath. the Shaman expressed surprise and declared that his people honored not just one but every day as Holy!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

BIBLE STUDY NIGHT # 3-10/4 PT # 1

" For he knows our frame;
he remembers that we are dust"(vs 14)

Westermann reminds us : " God does not forget who we are and what we are". This wonderful ancient religious imagination was able to envision a transcendant deity who turns with loving forgiveness to "perishing human beings". Their Divine rather than disregarding the specks of dust beneath has compassion for their mortality and understands that there is only one hope for these creatures- connect your life- How? " " Praise, praise with all your being the eternal God for sending fatherly(sic) goodness into your life". The celebration of the human participation in the greater power represents the dialectic of human fraility juxtaposed with the great and good and steadfast love that is beyond us yet in us.

" But the steadfast love of the Lord
is from everlasting to everlasting
upon those who fear him,
and his righteousness to children's children( vs 17)

Westermann wants us to consider that the immensity of power unleashed in our age requires more than ever before the contemplation of the even more immense goodness that flows from the creative energy that stands behind LIFE ITSELF.." The call not to forget is what gives meaning and direction to the[ lives caught in] the chaotic structures of organization , achievement, and failure in which we live".

Westermann claims that Psalms are human responses. They represent our ancient ancestors cries... of joy... mourning...petition... cries for help and cries for forgiveness... Our ancient predecessors dreamt of an originator of Creation's wonders and continued to believe in that Prime Mover's Involvement and Perfecting of the Created World! He reminds us : " Whenever God acts, there must be a response of praise". What they meant by the acts of God is dependant on the interpretation of a contemporary community of faith. The possible range of interpretation for some is very broad- whenever goodness breaks into the usual experience - it can be a divine act. For others , the identification of God's acts requires those awe-inspiring events some call "miracles".

ANOTHER JEWISH FILM-PSALM

We saw Lost Embrace and know you'll take it to your heart. It's a love story in an unique cultural setting : a Buenos Aires Mall dominated by Argentine-Jewish families and a Korean couple with a forbidden love. A father-less son and a son-less father turn Buenos Aires into a Joycean Dublin as they seek roots and progeny after years of loss-physical and emotional. The Argentine accent alone makes this an interesting linguistic experience. But the inter-generational quest for meaning draws every life 's lost embrace to a Homeric home!

Belief-O-Matic

Have you ever taken one of those "find your perfect match" quizzes after you were in a committed relationship? Well, this is equivalent for your religious path in life. The introduction to it follows:
Belief-O-Matic -- A personality quiz about your religious and spiritual beliefs
Even if YOU don't know what faith you are, Belief-O-Matic™ knows. Answer 20 questions about your concept of God, the afterlife, human nature, and more, and Belief-O-Matic™ will tell you what religion (if any) you practice...or ought to consider practicing.

Warning: Belief-O-Matic™ assumes no legal liability for the ultimate fate of your soul.
It can be found at http://beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html.
After you have completed the quiz, you are offered a list of over 2 dozen religions in order of compatibility. My best match was "Liberal Quaker". Those who know me can figure out what my least compatible religious tradition was.